How shatter to a team champion: fast guide

How shatter to a team champion: fast Guide

How shatter to a team champion: fast Guide

Published:17/04/2014 - 00:15h

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Since it arrived to the power, the directive of the Barça has not done more than taking hurtful decisions for the club, generating continuous controversial extradeportivas and finishing with the hegemony of the best team of the world. For the sake of all, will have to resign

If some time are chosen to form part of the directive of the best club of the history, wish to shatter it and do not know how do it... Calm! To continuation offer them a small fast guide of how carry out an effective plan and in the lower possible time, basing us only and exclusively in the decisions taken by the current together directive of the Barça. 

In the first place, and with the luck to receive to the best staff and technical body of the world, what will have to do will be to go deteriorating it little by little, piece by piece. The first will be not contenting the requests of the trainer (for example Pep Guardiola) and deny in rotundo to undo of some players of the staff considered "holy cows" but that do not show the performance and necessary motivation as to be components of the FC Barcelona. 

After not to undo of Hammered or Cesc, among others, and limit the maximum possible the capacities of the trainer, the aim will have achieved : already we will have to our individual Pep Guardiola out of the club. Like guinda, the best to increase his anger will be to announce the name of the following just technician in the moment of his farewell. The dissatisfaction generalised by the course of the best trainer of the world will do that other members of the "staff" leave with him, in addition to some that another player, to the one who by the way will plant a clause of minimum rescission to facilitate his exit.

But... And what happens if we have a player that suffers a grave illness? The first will be to support it in the greater possible measure and promise him that, when it recover , will go back to form part of the group and will be able to occupy a square in the staff of the next season. However, and splitting of the base that the words carries them to him the wind, will do case omiso of our promise and, once recovered the footballer in question, will deny him the return to the staff. Another less.

Already with Guardiola, Thiago Alcántara, Estiarte and company out of the club, everything will go on wheels. We will opt by a practically invalid contact with the players, increasing the distance, and will devote us to fichar all the bad that can for afterwards sell to prices irrisorios. We will be able to even give to players like Seydou Keita and Víctor Valdés dissatisfied... And sell to David Villa by 2 million euros! We will buy to Alex Song by 17 "kilos", to Alexis Sánchez by almost 40 and to the best young player of the world, Neymar (by how much?), but to this last will do him an agreement with multiple clauses for afterwards be condemned to trial by the Agency Tributaria of the State. 

And... The best of everything! If we suffer a new misfortune and our trainer has to leave the charge by illness, will hire to last hour to a gentleman that never have headed to any European club and do not have neither idea of the philosophy and the style of game of the FC Barcelona. We will damage what more can the image of the club, if it does fault propiciaremos the resignation of the president to create even more confusion and will do case omiso of the law for later be sanctioned by the FIFA and not being able to make signings until who know when.

But before this, will have to have done a previous work. Our sportive director will owe to have happened three years on holiday while it pretends to look for to a central. Only like this we will achieve to magnify the damages and achieve an unprecedented shipwreck in Champions League and the other competitions. Nevertheless, many will ask : "How we will know that we go by the good way?". Well, we will check it losing against modest teams, like Granada or Valladolid, for afterwards say in front of the cameras that does not happen at all, that all goes well and that these things happen in the world of the football. Mission fulfilled.

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